Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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