Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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