Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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