so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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