dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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