My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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