2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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