i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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