fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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