when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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