so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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