Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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