Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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