why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why are your pants in the freezer?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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