so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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