I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
