Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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