how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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