Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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You. Win. At. Life.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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