I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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