exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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