i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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