ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
