Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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