we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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