She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize
