super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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