awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
wow bdsm is so cute
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