Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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