no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
