just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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