mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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