He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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