Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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