Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Randomize
