ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Randomize
