just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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