When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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