I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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