I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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