My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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