My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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