So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Houston, we have a blender
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
