I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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