Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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