Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I want a musical about memes.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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