I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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