no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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