found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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