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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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