the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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