I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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