"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
