Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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