soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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