Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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